To the tune of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall" Parts 1.2 & 3

[Marshall]

Your Daddy led us in the sixties…
Leaving us with gun control…
Semi Autos, now restricted!…
Justin, will you do the same to me?
Justin, will’ya do the same to me!?
All in all the new laws had no effect at all.
All in all the criminals did not obey at all.

You! Yes, you! No new laws Laddy!

We don’t need no legislation…
We don’t need no gun control…
No dark sarcasm from the newsroom…
Trudeau leave our guns alone…
HEY! Trudeau! Leave our guns alone!
All in all new laws will have no effect at all.
All in all the criminals do not obey at all.

Wro-ong! Do it again.
If we don’t have any guns, how can we defend against the terrorists?
We can’t defend against the terrorists, if we don’t have any guns!
You! Yes, you on Parliament Hill! No new laws Laddy!

(sounds of random news reports of mass shootings and gun control rhetoric followed by smashing televisions)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggggghh!!!!

I don’t need no Arms Trade Treaty…
And I don’t need no laws to tell me…
I am not the shooter in the hall…
Don’t think I need any laws at all…
NO! Don’t think I need any laws at all!
All in all your new laws will not stop crime at all.
And you know you will not get our votes at all.