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soulchaser
12-03-2014, 01:17 PM
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/politics/the-gargoyle-liberal-party-looking-to-warm-up-to-donors-with-free-mittens

“OTTAWA — Liberal Mittens issued the following important statement today,” reads the fundraising email, with a short video of a red mitten — with a Liberal logo — appearing to talk.

“The Liberal Party of Canada is committed to keeping Canadians’ hands warm, and snug this winter.*That’s why, for the next 2 days only, everyone who donates $100 (just $25 after your tax credit), or more, will*receive a special thank you gift: me!,” the email continues.

“Canadians are suffering enough under Conservative rule. There is no reason they should endure frostbite too.*Don’t wait — warm up now!”

Almost immediately after the party announced its plans to offer free Liberal mittens, a spoof Twitter account — @liberalmittenz — popped up to poke fun at the Liberal party fundraising initiative.*

“We want to get our hands in your pocketz #mittenz #cdnpoli #LPC,” reads a tweet from the spoof account.

soulchaser
12-03-2014, 01:19 PM
Mittens made in China, no doubt.

kennymo
12-03-2014, 01:32 PM
Weren't they supposed to send those to ISIS victims?

Rory McCanuck
12-03-2014, 01:34 PM
"Liberal Mittens" sounds like an alias for the sock puppet party figurehead.
I wonder if the Canadian Olympic commission is upset about the blatant rip-off of their very popular mitts?
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7vrt92cTD1qfq5jko1_500.jpg

Billythreefeathers
12-03-2014, 05:11 PM
forget the mittens,, I'm holding out for a copy of JT book

blacksmithden
12-03-2014, 05:21 PM
forget the mittens,, I'm holding out for a copy of JT book

I recommend you forget about the mittens and find some heavy rubber gloves before handling it. :p LOL

Forbes/Hutton
12-03-2014, 05:21 PM
“The Liberal Party of Canada is committed to keeping Canadians’ hands warm, and snug this winter.

Lieberals find their own hands stay toasty warm in everyone else's pockets.

Forbes/Hutton
12-03-2014, 05:23 PM
I recommend you forget about the mittens and find some heavy rubber gloves before handling it. :p LOL

Combine your two great loves. Get a set of mitts for scrubbing out the cat's litter box.:evil1::la::cool:

Strewth
12-03-2014, 06:41 PM
Are there strings attached?

lone-wolf
12-03-2014, 06:49 PM
“The Liberal Party of Canada is committed to keeping Canadians’ hands warm, and snug this winter.

Lieberals find their own hands stay toasty warm in everyone else's pockets.

http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_61346338_zrr23br4j5.png

oilman28
12-03-2014, 07:44 PM
forget the mittens,, I'm holding out for a copy of JT book

I seen a huge stack of those JT biographies the other day in Saskatoon marked off for 60 percent. It didn't look like they were moving too fast.

Petamocto
12-03-2014, 08:07 PM
I seen a ...

SAW!!!

oilman28
12-03-2014, 08:42 PM
Haha my bad, I'm not good with my spelling and grammar. Plus its not really a requirement at my job.

Foxer
12-03-2014, 09:11 PM
"If you let us get our hands in your pockets, we'll give you mittens so you don't have to put your hands in there" :)

Makes sense from a liberal point of view. Right up there with their slogan "we'll treat your money as if it were our own. (because we already think it is.)"

blacksmithden
12-04-2014, 02:09 AM
I seen a huge stack of those JT biographies the other day in Saskatoon marked off for 60 percent. It didn't look like they were moving too fast.

You should have asked them how well they burnt, and how much for a couple cords. :)

oilman28
12-04-2014, 09:54 AM
You should have asked them how well they burnt, and how much for a couple cords. :)

True, a couple of cords of those books along with a couple of cases of Tannerite, that would have made for a fun afternoon. But then I would have to live down buying a JT biography though....

Edward Teach
12-04-2014, 10:17 AM
I wonder if the lieberal mittens have a string that runs up one sleeve and down the other. I think most of their supporters would need that.

Coke
12-04-2014, 10:23 AM
I wonder if the lieberal mittens have a string that runs up one sleeve and down the other. I think most of their supporters would need that.

Bwahahahahahahaha......

speedloader
12-04-2014, 11:28 AM
I wonder if the lieberal mittens have a string that runs up one sleeve and down the other. I think most of their supporters would need that.

yep idiot strings I believe they are called HAHA

OEM
12-04-2014, 03:54 PM
http://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_61346338_zrr23br4j5.png

So good. So very very good. BTW, I think they must be running out of ideas. This red mittens thing was just recently on the news, except it was the Hudson Bay one, where they sold red mittens and the proceeds went to Canadian athletes. I think its no coincidence that they rolled this out now. How pathetic.

Forbes/Hutton
12-06-2014, 02:23 PM
Mittens?

How's a good Lieberal supposed to give the PET salute to taxpayers in mittens?

Foxer
12-06-2014, 03:39 PM
Mittens?

How's a good Lieberal supposed to give the PET salute to taxpayers in mittens?

With mittens, they're ALL just one finger :)