Quote Originally Posted by blacksmithden View Post
Achieving critical mass is a wonderful thing. What's critical mass you ask ? Critical mass is when you have enough guns moving in and out of the house that your wife doesn't notice when a new one comes in. The easiest way to achieve critical mass is to go to the range with xxx number of guns and xxx + 1 gun cases.
Some women including my management, know only that some guns are silver and others are black. I do my best to maintain that level of knowledge. Guns I sell are sometimes moved out in parts to separate buyers. Do this with great flourish and announce every sale loudly. Guns that are purchased slink in un announced. " That old thing" is a good response if the newbie gets noticed.

We all do what we have to do, right?