Got about three sentences into that rabble rant and that was quite enough for me. There's no point in even talking to people like that.
Anyway, here's my contribution. Thanks to Haywire for the inspiration to include some reading material.
Not pictured is the other half of my zombie neutralization team. She's on rifle duty while I handle the pistol and shotgun work. Here's a picture from a few years ago. She put eight rounds into a zombie target's head at 100 yards, in about a 2-inch group.