Well, I went out to check out a new sponsor, and ended up blowing by the free shipping minimum.
Thought about asking about a GOC or Military discount, but it's honestly not even required because the prices were so reasonable already.
Now I can give my wife lots of things to give me for Christmas; how did she know I wanted a chest rig for a bug out bag???
They actually do have an emergency candle! It's more of a canister than a stick, though, but you could likely still bludgeon someone with it.