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    Quote Originally Posted by Magi View Post
    Obviously someone with a deep understanding of humanity and its history on this planet but it neglects to mention that in the "distant past" humans lived in harmony with unicorns, bathed in fairy dust and frolicked in the meadows to the tune of kumbaya.
    Or, a satirist.

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    This has got to be be satirical.
    Harry Potter is a story about a school where both students and staff are required to carry a deadly weapon on their person at all times and somehow the left can't get enough of it.

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    Man killed man, way before guns, swords etc.. With simple pointy sticks, and rocks.
    When the rich wage war, It's the poor who die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by libraryguy View Post
    This has got to be be satirical.
    HaHaHa...yes, I would imagine so.
    Magua took the hatchet to colour with blood...It is still bright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CLW .45 View Post
    The lad, who was dating a CPS dispatcher, pointed out that there had been a murder in the supervisor’s crescent, just three doors down, earlier that week.
    ***Warning*** you CAN'T un-see this. It might want to make you move or throw up or both.

    Please read the entire disclaimer before clicking "I agree", using the tool for certain things is illegal.

    https://members.drps.ca/internet_exp...pping-tool.asp

    That site will show all the crimes committed in your area (up to the past 6 months), including the photos and locations (postal code) of any registered sex offenders.

    -Jamie M.

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    Babylon Bee has been just amazing lately, just cranking them out.
    The stories have all been over-the-top ridiculous, but everyday news stories have been so over-the-top ridiculous that people, even several in this thread, don't realise it's satire.

    When you get a fat guy that says he menstruates because he's a woman and he gets a human rights trial because women don't want to wax 'her' balls, it's open season for ludicrous tales and people can be excused for thinking "Yeah, that sounds legit."
    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that clown. Oct 20, '15

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    Quote Originally Posted by toysareforboys View Post
    ***Warning*** you CAN'T un-see this. It might want to make you move or throw up or both.

    Please read the entire disclaimer before clicking "I agree", using the tool for certain things is illegal.

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    -Jamie M.
    Not a lot near me within 5 km. None within my subdivision, or my exercise route.
    No reports at the LCBO's near me either (10km).

    Theft from vehicle, Assault, near where my mother lives.
    She lives across the street from a police station.
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    A chimp is more intelligent than the person who wrote that little bit of garbage.

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    A chimp might be more intelligent than some people in this thread, apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by awndray View Post
    A chimp might be more intelligent than some people in this thread, apparently.
    How dare you..

    When the rich wage war, It's the poor who die.

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