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    It's key board that has a speech impediment.
    Some of our Southern cousins on Gunbroker think they're worth $1500 plus USD. That's some 'snipper'.

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    My oldest son is getting good at reading but he has some work to do. This was our house 3 weeks ago..


    X: I'm playing a game called the Snipper
    Me: Ok
    X: I am in a building and there are police around the building and there is murderer inside and I am supposed to shoot the murderer before he can hurt a woman.
    Me: Oh! You mean a sniper!
    X: No! He's the snipper.
    Me: and he uses a snipper rifle?
    X: No, he uses a sniper rifle.
    Me: But he is not a sniper?
    X: No, he is a snipper.
    E: Can you spell snipper for me?
    X: S-N-I-P-E-R.... snipper!
    E: That spells sniper, not snipper.
    X: oh! ok.
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    Likely has a wire cutter on it.

    Snip, snip.
    To show that men can travel to the moon and return, use the American experience.

    To show that public safety isnít hurt by responsible individuals carrying to protect life, use the American experience.

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    It's a rifle capable of humanely neutering pest animals.

    PETA is happy, and the pest population is kept in check!
    "You can break the surgical procedure of removing an appendix down into about 30-35 individual steps Ė each of which is not overly complicated or beyond an enthusiastic amateur."

    -Survival and Austere Medicine, 3rd ed.

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    I routinely remind my students that no one in North America actually knows how to speak English...
    Successfully escaped this crazy quack s***hole country ALIVE - 12/26/2017!!!

    Give your family tree a good shake and see if you have any dual citizenship that you can use to GTFO of this crazy quack s***hole country!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe6167 View Post
    I routinely remind my students that no one in North America actually knows how to speak English...
    The Better Half teaches in a couple of local colleges and when she asks ME what her students are trying to write, you know we have a problem in all levels of education.
    cookin' up a batch of fun (and pasta)

    Can I Hear A Ramen!!!

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    They say we have about 50% of the population who is functionnally illiterate.

    Yup. I believe that
    Harry Potter is a story about a school where both students and staff are required to carry a deadly weapon on their person at all times and somehow the left can't get enough of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justice View Post
    $1500 plus USD.
    So, $1501.32 CDN then, after the USD is exchanged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by libraryguy View Post
    They say we have about 50% of the population who is functionnally illiterate.

    Yup. I believe that
    functionally illiterate; lacking the literacy necessary for coping with most jobs and many everyday situations
    I live in a shack, poop in an outhouse and eat what I kill. Good lord, let the grid go down, I don't need it.

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