When I was about six or so, my mother took my sister, brother and I to the circus. The three of us attended wearing cowboy hats and holstered cap guns. There was even a picture of us in the local paper with one of the clowns. I don't think that would fly now.
Most likely get arrested for not having a firearms permit and mother would be thrown in jail for child endangerment.
Nothing will F--k you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order !!