Who's your Favorite Mod Giveaway!?

[blacksmithden]

Works for me. Can I have the rank of Admiral General Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces?

This needs it's own thread. Lol.

[kennymo]

Works for me. Can I have the rank of Admiral General Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces?

[FlyingHigh]

Huh, I thought I kept pictures of human form off the net...

[Forbes/Hutton]

I want to be Minister of Justice:



Any questions?

[amolkapoor]

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[Forbes/Hutton]

Ooh, can I be Minister of Finance? Would love to say NO to quite a few people!
Let's see:

Unions: We need more money to support our hardly working employees only making 3 times the national average for the same job in the private sector, but with lifetime job guarantee regardless of performance!
Me: Oh didn't you get the memo? All unions are now dissolved, and all positions will be re-hired based on merit over the next 6 months! Buwahahaha!!


I could think of a few others

But we need unions...for ...things....

What you do is levy a 100% tax on union dues. If you can afford to pay $50 a month to a do nothing union, then you can afford the same amount for healthcare, etc. No more tax-free status for unions, the union has to pay 99% of the dues received to the government. Let's so whose still pro-union when the dues rise to $5,000 a month, and they have to pay the same in taxes.

[Coke]

Coke, ... are still illegal.

Hey! What did I do?

[blacksmithden]

Hey! What did I do?

You obviously never discovered the hidden cameras and microphones. YOU know darned well what you did !

[Steveo9mm]

Taxes will now be collected for national defense and a few other necessary evils. All other taxes are cancelled. The RCMP are disbanded and anyone who wasnt a boots on the ground cop is banned from ever holding a public job of any kind including being elected to any government office. The firearms act and any related criminal code stuff is repealed. Pot is legal but will be taxed at a rate of 1%...money will go to national defense....or you can grow your own. Borders are closed for 4 years to immigration. Capital punishment is back for murderes, rapists, and child molesters/abusers. Everybody who wants to is encouraged to concealed carry after passing a practical shooting test. It's 100% open season on home invaders. Coke, Crack, meth, etc are still illegal. Dealers will be arrested....dealers caught selling to kids will be executed. Judges will be elected to 2 year terms, as will any local police chiefs that are there to replace the RCMP. Anyone frivolously crying that they are offended by this and that will be repeatedly slapped until they grow a pair. Welfare is a time limited emergency measure. 6 months per person per lifetime.

Good start ???

[Foxer]

funny when i click on the link it gives me the option to buy a Framed picture lol

He's a little more... er... 'busty' than i'd imagined him, but hey - man boobs are nothing to be ashamed of.

Nothing to be remarkably PROUD of either but still...

[Coke]

You obviously never discovered the hidden cameras and microphones. YOU know darned well what you did !

Dammit... She told me no one would know...