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  • RELOAD
    Senior Member
    • Jun 2012
    • 1675

    #76
    English motherfvcker do you speak it?
    We know a thing or two because We've seen a thing or two. The only Govt We trust is 45-70.

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    • Camo tung
      Senior Member
      • May 2012
      • 24779

      #77
      Originally posted by M1917 Enfield View Post
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      Apparently.
      "It is an absolute truism that law-abiding, armed citizens pose no threat to other law-abiding citizens."

      Ammo, camo and things that go "blammo".

      “That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.” ― George Orwell

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      • Camo tung
        Senior Member
        • May 2012
        • 24779

        #78
        Originally posted by RELOAD View Post
        We tried Ice Fishing once but gave up because We couldn't chop a hole big enough for our boat.
        The trolling part is the bitch.
        "It is an absolute truism that law-abiding, armed citizens pose no threat to other law-abiding citizens."

        Ammo, camo and things that go "blammo".

        “That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.” ― George Orwell

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        • RELOAD
          Senior Member
          • Jun 2012
          • 1675

          #79
          Two my Ukarainen friends was go ice fishing. So day vas cut hole in ice and vas sit on pail in front of hole and vait. Pretty soon day vas see dis too guys vas come on motor ski doo (vroom). little bits later dis guys come back (vroom). Pretty soon John he's says to Peter you think ve going to have better luck if ve vas trolling like dos other guys?
          We know a thing or two because We've seen a thing or two. The only Govt We trust is 45-70.

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          • RELOAD
            Senior Member
            • Jun 2012
            • 1675

            #80
            Nother too of my friends vas go ice fishing day bring home 60lbs of ice. Dar wives drowned in the kitchen trying to cook the goddam stuff.
            We know a thing or two because We've seen a thing or two. The only Govt We trust is 45-70.

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            • harbl_the_cat
              Senior Member
              • Apr 2012
              • 12033

              #81
              Thanks for putting up with my rants, guys.

              I had a huge demo this morning to the brass at my latest client and I was super nervous about it.

              There was a lot of punctuation testing as a part of the demo and I've been worried about it all week to the point I've been having panic attacks.

              I nailed the demo and got praised from some senior managers and department heads, and now my team (especially my Devs) look like a bunch of super heroes.
              🔍💬 "We live in a time where everyone is lying to everyone else all the time about everything, and no one can trust anyone about anything." 🚫🤥

              Out of every one hundred men, ten are Omegas and shouldn't even be there. Eighty are Betas - just targets. Nine are Alphas, the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one - he is the Sigma, and he will bring the others back.

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              • Camo tung
                Senior Member
                • May 2012
                • 24779

                #82
                Originally posted by harbl_the_cat View Post
                Thanks for putting up with my rants, guys.

                I had a huge demo this morning to the brass at my latest client and I was super nervous about it.

                There was a lot of punctuation testing as a part of the demo and I've been worried about it all week to the point I've been having panic attacks.

                I nailed the demo and got praised from some senior managers and department heads, and now my team (especially my Devs) look like a bunch of super heroes.
                Gummies for everyone!
                "It is an absolute truism that law-abiding, armed citizens pose no threat to other law-abiding citizens."

                Ammo, camo and things that go "blammo".

                “That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.” ― George Orwell

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                • RangeBob
                  Senior Member
                  • Mar 2014
                  • 121901

                  #83
                  Originally posted by Camo tung View Post
                  Gummies for everyone!
                  • vitamins
                  • fiber, or
                  • candy?

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                  • Camo tung
                    Senior Member
                    • May 2012
                    • 24779

                    #84
                    Originally posted by RangeBob View Post
                    • vitamins
                    • fiber, or
                    • candy?
                    That's not how the Cat rolls! A handful of chewies and that E-bike is going for a rip on the old Olympic bobsled track. A helmet cam should catch the bone-breaking moment of impact!
                    "It is an absolute truism that law-abiding, armed citizens pose no threat to other law-abiding citizens."

                    Ammo, camo and things that go "blammo".

                    “That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.” ― George Orwell

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                    • harbl_the_cat
                      Senior Member
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 12033

                      #85
                      Originally posted by Camo tung View Post
                      Gummies for everyone!
                      Gel caps, actually
                      🔍💬 "We live in a time where everyone is lying to everyone else all the time about everything, and no one can trust anyone about anything." 🚫🤥

                      Out of every one hundred men, ten are Omegas and shouldn't even be there. Eighty are Betas - just targets. Nine are Alphas, the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one - he is the Sigma, and he will bring the others back.

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                      • RangeBob
                        Senior Member
                        • Mar 2014
                        • 121901

                        #86
                        Originally posted by Camo tung View Post
                        That's not how the Cat rolls! A handful of chewies and that E-bike is going for a rip on the old Olympic bobsled track. A helmet cam should catch the bone-breaking moment of impact!
                        I never even thought of Cannabis Gummies.

                        I used to eat candy gummies, I currently eat fiber gummies, and I have a relative who eats vitamin gummies -- but I don't think I've shaken hands with anyone who has eaten Cannabis Gummies.

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                        • Camo tung
                          Senior Member
                          • May 2012
                          • 24779

                          #87
                          Originally posted by harbl_the_cat View Post
                          Gel caps, actually
                          We still demand a helmet cam with audio!
                          "It is an absolute truism that law-abiding, armed citizens pose no threat to other law-abiding citizens."

                          Ammo, camo and things that go "blammo".

                          “That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.” ― George Orwell

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                          • Camo tung
                            Senior Member
                            • May 2012
                            • 24779

                            #88
                            Originally posted by RangeBob View Post
                            I never even thought of Cannabis Gummies.

                            I used to eat candy gummies, I currently eat fiber gummies, and I have a relative who eats vitamin gummies -- but I don't think I've shaken hands with anyone who has eaten Cannabis Gummies.
                            Wait until you're in your nineties...everything is a gummie. (And who said anything about cannabis? Maybe the Cat likes to let his inner HST out now and then for a walk on the wild side).
                            "It is an absolute truism that law-abiding, armed citizens pose no threat to other law-abiding citizens."

                            Ammo, camo and things that go "blammo".

                            “That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.” ― George Orwell

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                            • harbl_the_cat
                              Senior Member
                              • Apr 2012
                              • 12033

                              #89
                              Originally posted by Camo tung View Post
                              A helmet cam should catch the bone-breaking moment of impact!
                              Originally posted by Camo tung View Post
                              We still demand a helmet cam with audio!


                              The only time I've ever hurt myself on my Ebike was when I forgot to wear my helmet, lol...

                              That leg wound took over 2 months to heal.

                              I probably should have gotten it stitched - but I don't trust doctors (I think I could see the bone).

                              After that fall, I literally will drive an hour to my range with my bike and won't get on if I don't have a helmet (I bought a spare and left it in my truck just for range days).
                              Last edited by harbl_the_cat; 02-12-2025, 01:31 PM.
                              🔍💬 "We live in a time where everyone is lying to everyone else all the time about everything, and no one can trust anyone about anything." 🚫🤥

                              Out of every one hundred men, ten are Omegas and shouldn't even be there. Eighty are Betas - just targets. Nine are Alphas, the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one - he is the Sigma, and he will bring the others back.

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                              • M1917 Enfield
                                Senior Member
                                • Aug 2013
                                • 27761

                                #90
                                Originally posted by RangeBob View Post
                                I never even thought of Cannabis Gummies.

                                I used to eat candy gummies, I currently eat fiber gummies, and I have a relative who eats vitamin gummies -- but I don't think I've shaken hands with anyone who has eaten Cannabis Gummies.
                                Maybe ask some of your old Gals for one, I'm sure they are trying them out!
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